Always look at the big picture!
Monday, July 30, 2007
Always look at the big picture!
One of the best thing you'll have seen in a long time
Always look at the big picture!
Always look at the big picture!
The Perfect Husband
The Perfect HusbandSeveral men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "Rs 17,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs. 21,50,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 21,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
Aati Kya Khandala
Aati Kya Khandala-IN hindi
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Aati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Arey Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
In Urdu -
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!
In English :
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?
Sanskrit :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyami?
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Aati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Arey Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
In Urdu -
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!
In English :
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?
Sanskrit :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyami?
Video Lectures For GRE & GMAT
Video lectures for GRE and GMAT{Graduate Record Examinations Test;GMAT = Graduate Management Admissions Test}
ASCA.mov 21,113 KB MOV
FileProblem Solving.mov 16,415 KB MOV
FileQC.mov 18,342 KB MOV
FileReading Comprehension.mov 38,462 KB MOV
http://rapidshare.com/files/5961492/ASCA.rar
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http://rapidshare.com/files/5961493/Reading_Comprehension.rar
ASCA.mov 21,113 KB MOV
FileProblem Solving.mov 16,415 KB MOV
FileQC.mov 18,342 KB MOV
FileReading Comprehension.mov 38,462 KB MOV
http://rapidshare.com/files/5961492/ASCA.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/5961348/Problem_Solving.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/5961507/QC.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/5961493/Reading_Comprehension.rar
Nokia Aeon (Concept)
Nokia's Aeon Full Touch Screen.... Now it's only a concept mobile phone. Expected to hit markets in 2008....... The device would probably have one of the longest battery lives as it would be powered by nothing less than fuel cells. There are too many surprise features in this phone.....like it can transform itself according to your needs.
Do You Want To Do Something To Stop Global Warming
Ten Things to do to stop global warming
Want to do something to help stop global warming?Here are 10 simple things you can do and how much carbon dioxide you'll save doing them.
Change a light
Replacing one regular light bulb with a compact fluorescent light bulb will save 150 pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
Drive less
Walk, bike, carpool or take mass transit more often. You'll save one pound of carbon dioxide for every mile you don't drive!
Recycle more
You can save 2.400 pounds of carbon dioxide per year by recycling just half of your household waste.
Check your tires
Keeping your tires inflated properly can improve gas mileage by more than 3%.Every gallon of gasoline saved keeps 20 pounds of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere!
Use less hot water
It takes a lot of energy to heat water. Use less hot water by installing a low flow showerhead (350 pounds of CO2 saved per year) and washing your clothes in cold or warm water (500 pounds saved per year).
Avoid products with a lot of packaging
You can save 1,200 pounds of carbon dioxide if you cut down your garbage by 10%.
Adjust your thermostat
Moving your thermostat just 2 degrees in winter and up 2 degrees in summer you could save about 2,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year with this simple adjustment.
Plant a tree
A single tree will absorb one ton of carbon dioxide over its lifetime.
Turn off electronic devices
Simply turning off your television, DVD player, stereo, and computer when you're not using them will save you thousands of pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
Spread the word
Saturday, July 28, 2007
..isms
Chandrababuism
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism
You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.
Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Rajivism
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
Softwarism:(Ultimate....)
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Redo step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue) 17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy???By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism
You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.
Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Rajivism
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
Softwarism:(Ultimate....)
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Redo step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue) 17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy???By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!
Time...
Ya'll might have read this but just to inspire ya'll again...
Imagine there was a bank that credited your very own account each morning with a large sum of money. But, it carried over no balance from day to day. Every evening it deleted whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out all of it, of course!
Each of us has such a bank. Its name is - Time. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.
Each day it makes a new deposit for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success!
The clock is running. Make the most of today. And remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That's why it's called The Present!
Imagine there was a bank that credited your very own account each morning with a large sum of money. But, it carried over no balance from day to day. Every evening it deleted whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out all of it, of course!
Each of us has such a bank. Its name is - Time. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.
Each day it makes a new deposit for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success!
The clock is running. Make the most of today. And remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That's why it's called The Present!
Friday, July 27, 2007
1 Minute Question Paper
A Good Brain Teaser
Don't see the answers below until you've tried the paper...
Answers::
Don't see the answers below until you've tried the paper...
Answers::
Management Theory
Real intelligence....
This is gud!!! Read on..
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to hiscustomer,"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,"Which do you want, son?"The boys face lights up, he takes the two one rupee coins and leaves."What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming outofthe ice cream store."Hey, son! May I ask you a question?Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of the five rupee coin?"The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER".
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Moral: Impressions don't matter, results do.
This is gud!!! Read on..
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to hiscustomer,"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,"Which do you want, son?"The boys face lights up, he takes the two one rupee coins and leaves."What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming outofthe ice cream store."Hey, son! May I ask you a question?Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of the five rupee coin?"The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER".
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Moral: Impressions don't matter, results do.
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